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[perfectible]

I look really... sexy. I'm not normally that sexy.

[hondoyota]

um matter of opinion cooper

[perfectible]

What is?

[ she knows what.]

[hondoyota]

you're always sexy

this is a different kind of sexy than your usual

i'm into both

[perfectible]

I'm 'cute' or 'beautiful' but 'sexy' isn't something anyone has ever called me.

[hondoyota]

relative likelihood of me thinking of those three words with respect to you:
1) sexy
2) beautiful
3) cute

[perfectible]

Really?

[hondoyota]

um. yes? i don't understand the question.

[perfectible]

I'm flattered.

[hondoyota]

is it... ok if I frame a copy of your magazine ad? is that weird?

[perfectible]

[ Oh. There's a moment's silence before--]

Wouldn't you rather have a copy of the original photos? I know the model, I think I can convince her to hook you up.

[hondoyota]

I'd like that. If you don't mind it.

[perfectible]

How big do you want it? Or should I just send you the file?

[hondoyota]

billboard size would be perfect. I've already got a place picked out for it.

[He's joking.]

[perfectible]

Oh, so Ronan can shoot paintballs at my face? No way.

[hondoyota]

good point. it'll have to be mural-sized for my wall, then.

[perfectible]

Now you're just being ridiculous.

[hondoyota]

i can't believe you're doubting my desire to date a 50-foot woman

[perfectible]

It's me or her, Adam. You can't have us both.

Good luck dating a mural.

[hondoyota]

i pick you and the small, tastefully framed version of you.

[perfectible]

Oh, that's good. I hear the giant version of me isn't very talkative.

[hondoyota]

not as good of a kisser either

[perfectible]

I'm guessing she's probably pretty wooden.

[hondoyota]

wow cooper

[perfectible]

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