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What is?

[ she knows what.]

you're always sexy

this is a different kind of sexy than your usual

i'm into both

I'm 'cute' or 'beautiful' but 'sexy' isn't something anyone has ever called me.

relative likelihood of me thinking of those three words with respect to you:
1) sexy
2) beautiful
3) cute

Really?

um. yes? i don't understand the question.

I'm flattered.

is it... ok if I frame a copy of your magazine ad? is that weird?

[ Oh. There's a moment's silence before--]

Wouldn't you rather have a copy of the original photos? I know the model, I think I can convince her to hook you up.

Edited 2017-11-11 04:41 (UTC)

I'd like that. If you don't mind it.

How big do you want it? Or should I just send you the file?

billboard size would be perfect. I've already got a place picked out for it.

[He's joking.]

Oh, so Ronan can shoot paintballs at my face? No way.

good point. it'll have to be mural-sized for my wall, then.

Now you're just being ridiculous.

i can't believe you're doubting my desire to date a 50-foot woman

It's me or her, Adam. You can't have us both.

Good luck dating a mural.

i pick you and the small, tastefully framed version of you.

Oh, that's good. I hear the giant version of me isn't very talkative.

not as good of a kisser either

I'm guessing she's probably pretty wooden.

wow cooper

☺️

Giant Billboard Girlfriend:
+No terrible puns
+Scares off raccoons
+Intimidates enemies
+Great Listener
-Very wooden
-Poor kisser

Real Girlfriend:
+Good kisser
+Sexy legs
+Makes pies
+Warm hugs
-Terrible Puns

Ok so the good news is that the pro/cons comparison has come out in your favor

[ there's the word girlfriend and she feels a weird flutter in her heart. it's both good and bad. and yet, she finds herself smiling even with the guilt she feels about smiling.]

So am I your girlfriend? Because I'm not punny usually so...