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Now you're just being ridiculous.

i can't believe you're doubting my desire to date a 50-foot woman

It's me or her, Adam. You can't have us both.

Good luck dating a mural.

i pick you and the small, tastefully framed version of you.

Oh, that's good. I hear the giant version of me isn't very talkative.

not as good of a kisser either

I'm guessing she's probably pretty wooden.

wow cooper

☺️

Giant Billboard Girlfriend:
+No terrible puns
+Scares off raccoons
+Intimidates enemies
+Great Listener
-Very wooden
-Poor kisser

Real Girlfriend:
+Good kisser
+Sexy legs
+Makes pies
+Warm hugs
-Terrible Puns

Ok so the good news is that the pro/cons comparison has come out in your favor

[ there's the word girlfriend and she feels a weird flutter in her heart. it's both good and bad. and yet, she finds herself smiling even with the guilt she feels about smiling.]

So am I your girlfriend? Because I'm not punny usually so...

sorry i misspoke and didn't mean to use that term

the correct term for the available position is Moon Consort

[Dodging the question? Adam would never.]

I think I like the sound of 'girlfriend' better.

i'm willing to accept this colloquialism

i know in your heart that you mean 'Moon Consort'

You caught me.

We should probably actually go on a date. If we’re... dating.

Are you asking me out on one?

I already did. It is noted on my calendar. But if you'd like to go on a date before January I'd be willing to be persuaded...

That is an awfully long time to wait.

It is a long time to wait. But since I did already ask you out, ball's in your court...

Okay, how about next week? I come over and we go to dinner and a movie?

[ something easy and low key.]

I'd like that.

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